Temp Car Insurance Saved Me From Bridezilla
Let’s face it, I am not the world’s biggest ladies man. Working as a park ranger in the deep wilds of Derbyshire doesn’t exactly do anything for my social life. The only females around this neck of the woods are the four-legged variety. I was getting sick and tired of eating beans and hotdogs every night. Getting a woman who could cook a great meal became my objective. How could I get a woman out here in the wilderness?
Desperate Men Do Desperate Things
Desperate times call for desperate measures. That includes finding a woman using unconventional methods. Some of the men around here swear by mail order bride catalogues. At first, I pictured a bikini model popping out of a box with a shipping label. Then the guys gave me a catalogue of available women looking for men from all over the world. I ordered a small brunette from Urishatan, a small village in Outer Mongolia. Wow, she was cute and liked to cook. More importantly, she was clearance priced at 75% off with free shipping. You can’t beat that.
Don’t Order A Strange Woman From A Catalogue
Warning. Mail order women at clearance
prices are not a bargain. When my order arrived, she was not a young, cute
brunette. I opened the door to find a wild-eyed she-devil with bright red frizzy
hair, muscular arms, tattoos on her neck, a slight moustache and a big silver
nose ring. Did I mention old and wrinkled? Whatever kind of jails they have in
Outer Mongolia, they were probably missing an inmate.
Temp Car Insurance Saved Me From Eating Whale Blubber
When it comes to returning bad merchandise
like a whale blubber chewing mail order woman who looks like an escapee from a
prison circus, nothing beats the help you get from temp car insurance.
Stay Single, Be Happy
Rangers, stay single. Hotdogs and baked beans aren’t so bad. If you see something you like in a catalogue, don’t do it. I was lucky. I was able to return my order. My heart goes out to the thousands of Derbyshire men who will be eating whale blubber tonight and getting their backsides kicked from their mail order bridezillas.
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